I try to give my humans 'the look'.you know, the glare that says, 'You've GOT to be kidding me.' I think they got it.I haven't seen him around in a long time. The gangly one - he likes to hold me in physically uncomfortable positions. I like the funny gurgly noises she makes. The belt-wearing brown-hair - often attached to the red-hair's arm. The red-haired one aka 'gaius' - a trusted spook. The long-hair - there's just something about this one.

The bald one - he's been known to leave me places, but he's always glad when I find my way home. The short-hair - while her head is also good for running vault takeoffs, she won me over with her patience going for a ride in my humans' car is exhilerating! my picture gets taken (though I don't always know where to look), and sometimes I feel like I might throw up, but I haven't yet! the humans don't know, but that's the real reason why I sit on the back of their cushiony furniture, so they won't see how engrossed I am. I'm addicted to the box of moving pictures. I witnessed the murder of two baby rabbits. One hiss from me and they wouldn't even come near my house.ДЁ. In my prime I was a boxing champion, feared by strays. i want to know what's behind the door and down the hall, but I want to explore it myself.not be carried by a stupid human. my four paws are white, like I'm wearing boots.Д¦. I've been known to beg for human food.cupcake frosting, pot pie, oyster crackers, french fries, granola.oh, morris, granola!!!ДҐ. I practice all the time, and one day I will be the best.ДЈ. I'm not exactly sure what a 'maid' is, but I sure don't want to be an old one.Дў. I will list them however, just to amuse myself.ДЎ. I will not be tagging anyone, as I don't know anyone else, and even the ones I'm acquainted with I only know by description. Here are 10 random facts, habits or goals about myself. I think my human 'tagged' me in jest, not truly realizing that I blog. (this has happened four times, I've been attacked once, and one subject was in a cage) the memories I do have, are they even real? has my whole 'life' been a lie? OH, and always, ALWAYS after this occurs, we relocate to a new living-cubicle. they then close the door, say, 'good piscin!' and then act as if nothing just happened. they rarely let me out (and never unchaperoned) and every now and then they let me look at a one-cat lineup, where I always involuntarily hiss and feel very hostile towards the subject. I'm in the witness protection program and have amnesia. However, they're too straight to be crooks, their getaway car is a joke, and I've never seen a bag of loot.ДЈ. While this romantic notion is the most exciting, and fills my mind with thoughts of spies and subterfuge, trench coats and sabotage (and would explain all the puzzles and codes the short-hair loves) these humans just simply aren't smart enough, or quick enough, or ninja-ey enough for this to be the explanation. this occurs with startling regularity, and so I am convinced one of the following must be true: and when they are, they've been putting stuff in boxes.ДЄnd I'm resigned to the fact. So nothing really interesting has been happening here as of late. the humans NOT taking me to the vet (keep your paws crossed!)ДЎ. under the bed (the humans put all their crap under there!)ДЇour things I am looking forward to this year:ДЈ.

(cat food makes me want to vomit and then eat it again)ДЇour places I would like to be right now:Д¤. the deadliest catch (that water is scary, but I can't look away!)ДЇour people who email (or see) me regularly: family guy (strangely enough, I totally relate to stewie)ДЈ. wyoming (nothing excited has happened yet)Дў. kentwood (where I saw monsters in the snow)Д¤. kalamazoo (where i was a boxing champion)ДЈ. saginaw (where I was attacked by flying water)Дў. the jungle book (the bear is annoying, but the panther exudes cool)ДЎ. the shaggy dog (I enjoy seeing a dumb human become a dumb dog)Д¤. the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (did you SEE that cat?!)ДЈ. just for fun.ДЇour movies I would watch over and over (or have watched over and over):Дў. but today I'm making time to do something a little mindless, and I'm stealing my human's post idea.

Deadliest catch the game white cat mug